
the only good thing to come out of my current situation is that Cute Guy is txting me from da clubz yo and i’m being a total asshole cus he’s like i wanna have sex wit u and i’m like DO IT THEN CUNT COME ON BRING THE HEAT WASSUP and he’s like but ur not hea bb~ and i’m like WHAT KIND OF FUCKING BITCH ASS ATTITUDE IS THAT DO IT CUNT
at this point my body and my brain are both like
CAN WE PLEASE JUST STOP YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE ANY RESOURCES BACKING UPP YOUR STATEMENTS PLEASE JUST STOP
600 WORDS TO GO
How rad are bums.

(Source: dollynymph)
FINALLY AT 1003 WORDS WHATTTTTTTTTT
WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY
LOOK OUT UR DASHBOARD IS ON FIRE CALL THE POLICE
georgia go to sleep
the great part about staying up hella late in new zealand to do your assignment is that nothing at all is happening on the internet so there is very little opportunity for distraction
“…and that’s my presentation.”
Maybe it wasn’t Castiel crying
Maybe it was Jimmy crying for Castiel
Maybe Cas really is goneshut the fuck up
No one asked Metatron to start making posts.

i am wearing the same top as you, with the same hair as you, the same number and placement of ear piercings, a gold necklace, and the same overall face shape and appearance, except for me being somewhat less attractive
well isn’t this awkward
Dis is Ellie Goulding
she make gr9 techy/electro-ish music
gr9 lyrics. vair vair deep.
also yes u look like her i see it i do if you did your make up like her in this photo i can see it i can
no flash
you don’t need my permission
JUST FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS DON’T LET NOTHIN’ HOLD YOU BACK BRO