take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass
Captain America was so unrealistic. You honestly expect me to believe they put the flash drive in the right direction on the first try every time.
ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES
“Did we ever find out why Hannibal Lector liked to eat people? DON’T THINK SO. See it’s a lot scarier when there’s no motive.”
Scream (1996) dir. Wes Craven
musical theatre, folks
i am so pro-selfie
you take those selfies.
you take those selfies and look cute as heck
you take those selfies and build your self confidence
because you are cute as heck and you deserve to be confident in yourself because youre an awesome person
if anyone says any differently they are a rotten cabbage who doesnt know anything
now go take more selfies so i can reblog them and talk about how gosh darn cute you are
[listens to Songbird on vinyl and then thinks about boyfriend] [cries]
last week at my new job i showed up at ten to 9 every morning so that i would have ten minutes to go chill in the bathroom like fix my hair, fill my water bottle etc etc then found out on the 4th day that im supposed to start at 830 so id actually been showing up 20 minutes late then spending another 10 checking myself out in the mirror
zack i love this
Peter Dinklage and Nikolaj Coster-Waldau messing around on the set of Game of Thrones.