megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

high-functioningginger:

The angel Castiel was much distressed, for he sought the lord God yet knew not where to search.

The Righteous Man perceived this and said in jest “Seek the lord God in the land of New Mexico, for I hear he is on a tortilla”

But, lo, the angel Castiel did not understand this jest and gave consideration to the Righteous Man’s suggestion.

Then he spake and said “Nay, he resides not on any flat-bread” and an awkward silence did fall.

Chuck 5:02

foolishcaptainkia:

gothamshitty:

kushdrinker:

sweet dreams are made of cheese

who am I to diss a brie

I cheddar the world and the feta cheese

holy shit you said u feel not ja feel.

~ character development

petition to allow essay introductions to be “this is the thing” and conclusions to be “that was the thing”

(Source: elijahwood)

(Ages ago you asked for date ideas and I suggested anal)

ah yes

u cunt

4 ya huuuurd i dont remember answering most of them but u know

da fuq you got higher than me damn sonnnn

what did you get on the graph thing

3 wbu?

Oh I thought you had taken my date advice.

wait what date advice?

Did you take it up the ass?

not today

and another lie

i never see my grandma so i don’t have many opportunities for this

i’m full of lies

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME A SEXUAL ADDICT????

I’M NOT GOING TO GO UP TO MY GRANDMA AND SAY “HEY GRAN TODAY I TOOK IT UP THE ASS. WHAT’S FOR LUNCH?”

R U SERIOUS

EVERYONE HIDES IT BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO KNOW YA STANKY ASS BUMPN ‘N GRINDIN OHMYGOD

Wouldn’t sexual history be more like u felt?

actually with the essay topic it would be more like “u feel u do penance”

DOOOOOOO THE SEXUAL ADDICTION SCREEN TEST I AM LAUGHING SO MUCH

link pls?

paulaztnew:

Misfits Meme: Seven Deaths [04/07]

Nathan

most accurate visual representation of “you win some you lose some”

ugh sexual histories i love you but i’m just so done with all these fucking assignments u feel

always4evrnerdy:

fandomacepilot:

prongsmydeer:

Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable. 

Even bigger plot twist: The next companion also isn’t in love with the Doctor or vice versa.

didnt yall just describe donna