believe me to be, very sincerely yours




Hello people of the internet. I am Morgan and I am fandom and emotions and ranting and sleep and a lot less funny than I think I am. To find out more about how cool I am, click on the left.
Most of y’all probs don’t know this but I have a cat
He’s the biggest asshole to exist but for the first time in forever he’s on my bed purring and sticking his claws in me because my parents have disappeared and I’m the only one who can feed him
I’m living through the pain of his claws just to take advantage of his friendliness

Most of y’all probs don’t know this but I have a cat

He’s the biggest asshole to exist but for the first time in forever he’s on my bed purring and sticking his claws in me because my parents have disappeared and I’m the only one who can feed him

I’m living through the pain of his claws just to take advantage of his friendliness


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  • 1. selfie

image

  • 15. personality description

Loud, unintentionally (most of the time) obnoxious or arrogant, funny (?), in-your-face, loving (if not outwardly), conflict-avoiding, meek, zero filter

  • 24. height

Pretty sure it’s 162cm? No idea how many feet that is

  • 29. favourite film(s)

Possibly the most difficult question ever but Pulp Fiction is way way way way way way up there and so is Bring It On

  • 47. turn ons

When youtubers answer this they always say like… Personality traits? And while someone showing me sensitivity or making me laugh is gonna make me more partial to liking them or bedding them…. It’s not exactly going to actually turn me on. To actually do that I need to make out with you and have you lightly caress my body and kiss my neck and take things really slowwwwwwwww if you want me to be like writhing around and shit y’know? But tbh I’m like a switch if you mention sex and you’re my chosen sexual partner I’m THERE already we’re good 2 go.

  • 48. turn offs

I’m turned off if you are not my chosen sexual partner and that’s it.

  • 56. favourite food(s)

CHOCOLATE AND SPICY CHICKENNNNNNNN (not together)

Oh an pastries like croissants or danishes or brioches (if they’re made right)


Printed out a photo of me and the babe and stuck it in a frame at our old work to pretty the place up a bit

Printed out a photo of me and the babe and stuck it in a frame at our old work to pretty the place up a bit


four months later i changed my dp again

four months later i changed my dp again


g0bbledygook:

My friends are sooooo cute

Aww thx aaliyah


got ma hair dyed and cut
lookin hella fab
hella rad
hella red

got ma hair dyed and cut

lookin hella fab

hella rad

hella red


lookin super cute at my boyfriends house before going out into Cyclone Lusi to go to Beer Fest

lookin super cute at my boyfriends house before going out into Cyclone Lusi to go to Beer Fest


Heaps of new clothes arrived today and look I am so cute also I love my shoes but you can’t see them and I love my lingerie even more but you defs can’t see that hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa I am so attractive


Applaud my existence or I will fade and eventually die

Applaud my existence or I will fade and eventually die


Remember that time everyone else had a 4 month long holiday and instead I stayed inside and got vitamin D deficient from saving all my money and working full time handing out assistance to people on welfare?
Well fuck y’all I have mondays and fridays off this semester and I intend on spending it out in the sun drinking ridiculous amounts of beer and playing ‘Ain’t It Fun’ by Paramore which I also intend on playing on repeat the day y’all fuckers find out how shitty full time office work can be.
Byeeeeeeeeeee

Remember that time everyone else had a 4 month long holiday and instead I stayed inside and got vitamin D deficient from saving all my money and working full time handing out assistance to people on welfare?

Well fuck y’all I have mondays and fridays off this semester and I intend on spending it out in the sun drinking ridiculous amounts of beer and playing ‘Ain’t It Fun’ by Paramore which I also intend on playing on repeat the day y’all fuckers find out how shitty full time office work can be.

Byeeeeeeeeeee


missed my first class of the year
gotta keep up tradition

missed my first class of the year

gotta keep up tradition


awww look some cute photos here u go i’m going to bed tomorrow is the first day of my last week of my summer internship and my health has deteriorated 100% from this experience

so here we are

this has been my summer holiday

it has been shit, but at least the company was good


ONLY 8 MORE WORKING DAYS UNTIL I GET MY FINAL PAY CHECK
ONLY 10 MORE WORKING DAYS UNTIL I HAVE FINISHED WORKING
ONLY 10 MORE WORKING DAYS UNTIL I CAN CATCH UP ON SOME SLEEP AND MAYBE REGATHER MY THOUGHTS

ONLY 8 MORE WORKING DAYS UNTIL I GET MY FINAL PAY CHECK

ONLY 10 MORE WORKING DAYS UNTIL I HAVE FINISHED WORKING

ONLY 10 MORE WORKING DAYS UNTIL I CAN CATCH UP ON SOME SLEEP AND MAYBE REGATHER MY THOUGHTS


The original Chucks :333333


Who’s ready to get fucking drunk???

Who’s ready to get fucking drunk???