Loooooooooooool, for just $29.99 you get a cute photo frame with me and my boyfriend in it
Kidding, went into our old work last week and stuck a photo of us on top of the frame as a joke but turns out they actually put it in properly, sadly cutting off ma mans beautiful eyes but at least saving his godly dimples :3
Most of y’all probs don’t know this but I have a cat
He’s the biggest asshole to exist but for the first time in forever he’s on my bed purring and sticking his claws in me because my parents have disappeared and I’m the only one who can feed him
I’m living through the pain of his claws just to take advantage of his friendliness
Loud, unintentionally (most of the time) obnoxious or arrogant, funny (?), in-your-face, loving (if not outwardly), conflict-avoiding, meek, zero filter
Pretty sure it’s 162cm? No idea how many feet that is
Possibly the most difficult question ever but Pulp Fiction is way way way way way way up there and so is Bring It On
When youtubers answer this they always say like… Personality traits? And while someone showing me sensitivity or making me laugh is gonna make me more partial to liking them or bedding them…. It’s not exactly going to actually turn me on. To actually do that I need to make out with you and have you lightly caress my body and kiss my neck and take things really slowwwwwwwww if you want me to be like writhing around and shit y’know? But tbh I’m like a switch if you mention sex and you’re my chosen sexual partner I’m THERE already we’re good 2 go.
I’m turned off if you are not my chosen sexual partner and that’s it.
CHOCOLATE AND SPICY CHICKENNNNNNNN (not together)
Oh an pastries like croissants or danishes or brioches (if they’re made right)
Printed out a photo of me and the babe and stuck it in a frame at our old work to pretty the place up a bit
My friends are sooooo cute
Aww thx aaliyah
Heaps of new clothes arrived today and look I am so cute also I love my shoes but you can’t see them and I love my lingerie even more but you defs can’t see that hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa I am so attractive
Remember that time everyone else had a 4 month long holiday and instead I stayed inside and got vitamin D deficient from saving all my money and working full time handing out assistance to people on welfare?
Well fuck y’all I have mondays and fridays off this semester and I intend on spending it out in the sun drinking ridiculous amounts of beer and playing ‘Ain’t It Fun’ by Paramore which I also intend on playing on repeat the day y’all fuckers find out how shitty full time office work can be.
awww look some cute photos here u go i’m going to bed tomorrow is the first day of my last week of my summer internship and my health has deteriorated 100% from this experience
so here we are
this has been my summer holiday
it has been shit, but at least the company was good
ONLY 8 MORE WORKING DAYS UNTIL I GET MY FINAL PAY CHECK
ONLY 10 MORE WORKING DAYS UNTIL I HAVE FINISHED WORKING
ONLY 10 MORE WORKING DAYS UNTIL I CAN CATCH UP ON SOME SLEEP AND MAYBE REGATHER MY THOUGHTS
The original Chucks :333333